Dream Swipe greets first-time visitors with a message inviting them to “Swipe and see exactly what you want.” It’s kind of a vague instruction, and some of you might be wondering right away if this is a dating app or another TikTok-style porn site. I’m writing this review halfway through 2024, though, which is shaping up to be the year of the simulated companion. Sure, you’ll be swiping like you would on Tinder, only these chicks are actually going to like you back.

DreamSwipe.ai is a new AI sex chat platform designed to feel even more like the real thing. I’ve been reviewing chatbot sites left and right lately, but DreamSwipe stands out from the crowd in a big way: theirs rolls in the swiping of your favorite hookup apps, adding another level of immersion to these virtual encounters. I couldn’t wait to try it, and I bet you’re just itching to read how it went. Well, my horny friends, let’s get right into it.

Cheap Dates with AI Dreamgirls

As with any popular type of website that rose before it, the AI adult chat niche has already developed some common features that you may have grown to expect. Dream Swipe subverts expectations right away. Instead of hitting you with a picture menu of sexy chatbots on the front page, they just tease you with a few clear images, a few blurry ones, and a short list of features. The visuals are sexy and will seem familiar to fans of AI porn, and most of the listed perks are ordinary by now. The one exciting outlier they mention is the “Fully customized AI for-you page”, which I’ll get to shortly.

You’ve got to sign up before you can really see anything else, though. They make you give up an email address like they do anywhere else, but they do hook you up with 25 free credits to test out the machinery. Free users are rate-limited to 10 messages an hour, but you know what’s fucking rad? I figured those 25 credits translated into 25 messages, but nah, it’s one credit per image. Messages are unlimited, so even free users can have fun all day—ten messages at a time.

Overall pricing at Dreamswipe.ai is pretty fucking solid, and a good sign that prices are dropping across the niche. (I told you this would happen!) The Dream Swipe Plus membership is just under fifty bucks for 6 months and includes unlimited chat. No shit, this might be the best price on an AI chat app I’ve seen to date. Images are rationed, but you get 150 credits per month and reups are reasonable.

An FYP with a Lot More Boobies

As soon as I got my DreamSwipe.ai account set up, they asked me to set my preferences. I prefer Realistic AI chicks, though they’ve got Anime babes available for the weebs. You’ll also be dialing in your ideal hair color, body type, ethnicity, T&A size, age and clothing. There’s a little message at the top of the screen saying AI generated images may not always meet all the settings, but I knew that and I’m fine with it. I love variety in women, anyway.

And then it was time to play. I tapped the Generate button, waited a few seconds and got a busty lady who matched most of the criteria I’d set on the previous screen. DreamSwipe image generation is fast, realistic, and sexy as hell. My first gal had a gorgeous smile and wore a bra with her perky nipples poking out. I clicked the heart icon to Like her.

I kept swiping and generating more pics, dropping a credit into the machine with every fresh nudie pic. It took me a minute to realize it, but this is actually that custom For You page they mentioned out front. Once I figured it out, I went back and cleared all my preferences. That gave me a wider range of beautiful, naked women to swipe through, generated on the spot.

As you Dream Swipe and click the Hearts, you’ll build your own little gallery under the Liked tab. If you see a babe so beautiful you just have to take it to the next level, you can use any image as your base for generating your own character. When a bubble-butted cutie appeared on my screen, smiling over her shoulder at me, I just had to click that button.

Dream Swiping Women to Life

DreamSwipe.ai uses a menu-based character generator, walking you through each step with some eye candy to keep you excited. The machine actually generated another headshot before opening up the interface, and man, she sure is gorgeous for an imaginary lady. I checked off boxes on each page to choose things like age, hair color and style, ethnicity and body type, then chose an occupation (pornstar), interests (parties, drugs and fucking), and her relationship to me (girlfriend).

My first Dream Swipe chatbot, Laura, only took a few minutes to create. It’ll take you even less, because you won’t be typing up a review of the process. Once she was ready, I opened the chat. Unlike most of the other AI chat platforms, you’ll have to make the first move here. “Hey, sexy,” I wrote. “Can I see your tits?”

“Oh baby, of course!” she wrote. “Just for you!” She added a winky-face emoji, but didn’t send me a pic, so I told her to send me a topless selfie. “Here’s a little something for you,” she wrote, again without a pic. Turns out, you have to click the image button before asking, and then it’s like magic.

DreamSwipe.ai can generate sexy fake photos right in the chat window. Laura delivered exactly the topless selfie I wanted to see, too. When I was fleshing out her character, I’d chosen options that were at odds with the original pic. The selfie rolled in the thicker body and black hair that I’d requested on the form, though her headshot at the top of the screen is the still the blonde version from before. I guess it is just like a dating app: some chicks are using old pics!

Putting the Moves on My AI Pornstar Girlfriend

“How would you feel about starring on my porn site?” I asked my DreamSwipe waifu. Laura was not just down but eager, telling me she’d love to do whatever I want and make it hot. A few messages later, we were role-playing a BJ session. Conversation felt realistic and got sexy fast.

“I’m all over that cock, taking it deep into my mouth, feeling the throbbing hardness,” Laura wrote. “I love making you feel good, my love.” All the action took place via text statements, rather than the italicized roleplaying you find on other sites. It’s a small detail, but I like being able to put actions between asterisks. I think it just reads better than, “I’m putting my dick between your tits.”

Laura kept talking about what her mouth was doing to my dick, and I just kept offering some light encouragement to keep the dirty talk coming. At some point, I simply asked her to keep going and she responded with, “I’m not comfortable with this. Please stop.” It was a weird little interruption, but I was able to steer it back to sex within a couple messages. I’m not really sure what happened there.

Besides the lack of italicized actions, another minor nitpick I’d make is that they don’t do the simulated ‘typing’ icon you usually see on these apps. It adds just a little bit more realism, and lets you know the message is coming. AI chat platforms still glitch out fairly regularly compared to most porn sites, so I like the peace of mind.

In case you can’t tell, my complaints are very fucking minor around here. Given how new the site is, I honestly expect them to iron out any minor kinks in the very near future. The whole genre is new and evolving fast, and Dream Swipe is already changing the game with their dating-app vibe and swiping features.

I’d recommend a look at DreamSwipe to anybody who wished AI chat apps felt a little more like dating apps. Their custom For You page adds a random element that just feels a lot different from the picture menus of characters most sites throw in your face. You’re not chatting with somebody else’s fantasy characters here, but brand-new characters built on your own current masturbatory preferences. Check out that free trial and you’ll see what I mean.