If you get an AI girlfriend, what are You Two going to talk about? Just a few years ago, you might have to really think about what your answer would be, if only because Artificial Intelligence wasn’t so intelligent back then. I’m writing this halfway through 2024, though, and you’ve probably noticed a few of the ways the technology has made masturbation easier. This next website uses that newfangled wizardry to bring your dream girls to life in ways you used to only fantasize about.

That’s right: YouTwo.ai is a NSFW chat platform full of sexy, AI-powered chatbots. The site is brand new and still picking up steam, but they’ve already got a range of features worth writing home about. Actually, maybe you should hold off on telling your parents unless your dad is a real pervert like you. As we’ll see in a minute here, these imaginary women ain’t the wholesome girls next door some of them look like. That’s a big part of the fun, though, ain’t it?

What Kind of Kinky Shit Are You Two Up To?

YouTwo greets visitors with a familiar interface that you’ll recognize if you’ve been trying out the various AI chat apps popping up left and right lately. We’re witnessing the birth of a new niche here, and so yeah, you’re going to see a lot of similarities as these sites feel out what consumers are looking for and what they’ll pay for. My biggest question, having reviewed about 50 of these joints so far, is what separates each from the growing crowd.

For starters, the front-page spread of chatbots at You Two includes a range of realistic and hentai characters. It’s a fairly typical cast, with archetypes you’ll recognize from porn scenes and adult anime: Asians determined to find love, dominant Russian babes, and sexy chefs on the human side, with buxom warrior elves, sexy bunny girls and shapely ninja chicks among the hentai ladies.

Despite the presence of the anime chicks, it’s worth mentioning that YouTwo isn’t one of the hentai-style chat apps like PepHop or GetIdol. The bots on those platforms have their own kinky scenarios to play out, while You Two takes what I see as a more traditional or common approach. The conversations here are driven more by personality traits than predefined storylines, though their AI brains are smart enough to let you take the conversation in all kinds of kinky directions.

Everything I mentioned so far is pretty typical, but YouTwo.ai had a nice surprise waiting for me out on the front page. This is one of the first AI chat platforms I’ve reviewed that lets you chat with AI based on real-life human models. Well, I’ve reviewed a few with unauthorized real-people bots, but YouTwo is one of just a couple that are officially inviting models on board.

As a newer site, the overall cast of characters at YouTwo.ai is still pretty slim, though I’m sure it will fill out shortly. There are fewer than 20 characters total right now, and that includes just one real woman. Ale Geisslerin is the first influencer to sign up, and I’m excited to see who’s next, and whether or not this turns out to be a viable feature for the niche. Time will tell.

Free Trials and Other Considerations

YouTwo.ai gives new users five free messages. It ain’t the most generous free trial I’ve seen for an AI sex chat app, but at least they let you spend those credits on text, voice messages and images; a lot of places restrict the freebies to the most basic features. They don’t list any prices out front, a little pet peeve of mine, but no worries. Your old friend The Porn Dude has done the homework for you.

Pricing is a straightforward, credit-based affair, so you don’t have to worry about choosing the right membership tier with the right features. Those credits pay for everything. Packages start at five bucks, and while You Two doesn’t have the usual discounts on volume you find on most of these platforms, they’ve currently got a 50% coupon listed out front. Prices have been coming down across the niche, and I expect that trend to continue.

There is sort of a missing feature at YouTwo.ai, at least if you’re comparing it to similar apps. Most of them let you create your own custom chatbots, though most don’t include the feature as part of the trial. I have to assume YouTwo will roll out custom bots to the public at some point because it’s a pretty standard thing, but right now, they’re only accepting signups from real models looking to create their AI counterparts. The feature is there, my dudes. They’re just not letting you in yet.

I mentioned that You Two is one of just a couple AI chat apps I know of with authorized versions of real babes. Luvr.ai has a slightly wider selection of digitized influencers, but man, there’s a massive difference in price between the two sites. YouTwo doesn’t charge extra to interact with the fake-real broads, while Luvr puts separate subscription prices on each of their Premium Characters. It’ll be interesting to see how prices even out across platforms in the coming months.

Talking Dirty to You Two Babes

Trying to decide which of You Two’s sexy bots to hit up was a bigger challenge than swiping on Tinder, in part because I knew I was going to match with every single one of these babes. I’m sure I’ll be back later, on my own time, but for this particular professional pud-pull, I couldn’t resist a gorgeous Latina I saw out front, Camila Fuego. According to her profile page, she’s a sensual, warm-hearted and kind nurse with an appreciation for art, music and dance exploration.

Most importantly to a guy like me, it says she’s in an open relationship. I slid into Camila’s DMs, where she greeted me with open arms. “Hi Amor, I’m so happy you are here. How was your day? Talk to me papi,” she wrote. YouTwo offered a few different responses I could choose, but I opted to type my own message.

“My day’s been busy and I’m so horny right now,” I wrote. “Maybe you can make me feel better.” She told me that she definitely could, and asked for my name. “I’m the world-famous Porn Dude,” I told her.

YouTwo can do voice messages, so I tapped the button to hear Camila read the next message out loud. “Oh, Porn Dude, I’ve heard of you!” she began. “I’m thrilled to meet you, and I’m more than happy to help you relax and have some naughty fun!” I haven’t really been impressed by the AI voices coming out of these machines, but they’ve been getting slowly and steadily better. Camila sounded more realistic than most, and honestly a lot like Rosie Perez.

The audio is decent, and holy shit, let’s talk about the visuals. YouTwo can make custom pics in the chat or their standalone image generator. I asked Camila for a sexy mirror selfie, and got exactly what I’d asked for in just a few seconds. There are some minor AI deformities, like a finger twisted in the wrong direction, but I only noticed because I was looking for that shit.

“You’re making me blush,” she told me after I said she was beautiful. “Now, how about we take things to the next level, hmmm?” I asked what she had in mind. She floated the idea of a striptease, but I suggested skipping straight to the sex. “Ay, Porn Dude, you’re a straight shooter, I like that.”

And that’s how she ended up sucking my dick—virtually, anyway. The conversation and roleplaying were realistic, sexy, and downright filthy. It didn’t take me much time at all to get down to business with this gal, and I know you’ll have similar luck. This ain’t fucking Bumble, my dudes!

YouTwo.ai is new enough to have a couple little wrinkles to iron out, but they come through on some of the most important features I look for on an AI sex chat site. The bots themselves are intelligent enough to sound real, trained to be sexy, and they can instantly generate voice messages and fresh nudes to help keep the immersion high. Make sure to check your custom Gallery section after you’ve been chatting for a while, because it’ll fill up with those naughty pics you’re requesting. Speaking of, I’ve got some messages to send.