There are two types of porn consumers in this world. There are the normie smut watchers who patiently wait all day long until they get some online time, turn on their laptops, and beat their meat in the comfort of their own homes. But then there’s the elite-tier type porn fanatic, and, seeing as you’re reading The Porn Dude, I’m going to assume you’re one of them!
For the latter kind of porn fan, there’s never a bad time for watching smut. By air, by land, or by sea, these horny bastards are going to beat their meat until it looks like a prime piece of Spanish chorizo! However, if you think that these folks rely on internet porn to jack off with, you’re very much mistaken.
Being the kind of 24/7 porn fanatic who beats their meat whenever they can requires having an ample supply of porn on their person that they can deploy regardless of whether they have an internet connection or not. Back in the day, horny bastards like us were forced to strap porn magazines to our bodies to use whenever the mood struck.
Nowadays, a dedicated porn fan just has to download an ample amount of smut onto their phones or laptops to ensure that they can access the glory of porn wherever they are in the world. Well, if only things were that easy. The reality is that things can quickly go south if a porn fanatic chooses a shitty XXX website to download their smut from.
But that’s where I’ve stepped in to help. You see, I hate to see my fellow porn fans come unstuck between the virtual thighs of XXX websites that are eager to pass you the online version of gonorrhea. I want to help you avoid them at all costs while showing you the sites that can offer you a flawless porn downloading experience.
So, will the topic of today’s review, a porn website called Phub.at, be able to give us the latter kind of adventure? Or will it provide the complete opposite? Let’s storm into this review and find out!
What is Phub.at?
Phub.at is a brand-new adult website that offers its users the chance to watch a wide range of embedded porn across the platform. However, its main selling point is how it also lets you download the porn to watch offline. To find out where Phub.at came from; I did a quick background check and saw that it was set up in early 2024.But even though it’s a brand new site at the time of writing this review, the selection of downloadable porn spread across Phub.at was no joke. The site was home to more than 1,470 pages worth of smut to explore. It’s no easy task to find your way through a portfolio of this size, but you’ve thankfully got the trusty Porn Dude by your side to show you the way!
What’s the Downloadable Porn Like on Phub.at?
Yep, there are thousands of porn flicks to explore on Phub.at and the site also doesn’t have any filter system to help you find the most popular content. So it’s time to get old-school! The Porn Dude pulled up his sleeves, slapped some lube on his fuck stick, and went through this site’s smut portfolio from start to finish. Now, with my cock looking like a lobster’s claw, let me show you the kind of clips that nearly made me lose my edge!● A Double Penetration Foursome With Monika Fox - In this scene, we see the divine Monika Fox playing the role of a sexy tourist in France who has attracted the attention of two horny locals who can’t take their eyes off her hot Russian body. There’s a language barrier, but these guys quickly overcome it and discover that Monika is having a rough time finding her feet in France and has been locked out of her apartment. These two charitable gentlemen take Monika back to their apartment to help her out, but they struggle to predict the wild sex drive of this Russian whore. As soon as she gets a scent of French cock, she goes wild with lust and ends up welcoming these dudes into her welcoming holes. This nympho goes so damn wild that the guys fucking her have to recruit their friend to help them out. This is a gorgeous double penetration foursome that sees Monika’s holes pushed to the limit and leaves her with a memory of France that she’ll never forget. Man, Napoleon would be proud of these dudes!
● She Fuckin’ Sucks at Her Job! - Next up, we have a scene that stars the divine Ameena Green, who is playing the role of a TSA agent at the airport. However, this chick sucks at her fucking job, and she can’t stop herself from watching porn all day long and rubbing her pussy through her panties, leaving a fat wet patch on her work uniform. Drastic measures are needed to put this nympho bitch in line, and her colleagues step in to try and quench her lust for good. Her pussy gets stuffed with so much man meat that she looks to be struggling at times. Still, the nymphomania of Ameena powers her forward, and watching this ebony pussy get stretched to the brink of destruction is a divine porn experience. However, it’ll change the way you see TSA agents forever. Damn!
● Try and Break Me, Boys! - In this clip from ItsAnal, we see the stunning Hazel Moore take on two of the biggest black cocks of her career. This bitch looks meek and mild, but she is far from it and demands that these two Alpha black guys try to ‘’break her.’’ It’s a challenge they're willing to accept, and saying that Hazel Moore has her holes ruined in this scene is putting it lightly. That meaty white pussy and her tight asshole are stuffed deep in a double penetration session that has her cumming on their fuck sticks multiple times. Hazil literally goes cock drunk in this scene, and the moment when she goes cross-eyed and drools all over one dick while another gapes her asshole is epic. However, it’s easily outdone by the final scene that has her milking both dicks onto her cum-hungry face!
The Design of the Platform
Let’s be real. There’s nothing spectacular about the overall design of Phub, but let’s take a look at what it has going on. The site uses a light and dark gray color scheme and starts off tacky by slamming a third-party banner ad in your face. After this comes the site’s PH logo, tagline, a tiny main menu leading to the homepage, and a drop-down categories menu.You then come to a two-part homepage. The first section shows you the latest porn that’s been uploaded onto the site, and these are displayed in rows of three clips, each with a thumbnail, title, upload date, and a ticker showing you how many comments each clip has. The second part is a sidebar showcasing ‘’porn you may like’’ followed by a selection of third-party ads.
What I Like Most About it
The first upside to note about Phub.at is how the site has built up an impressive selection of porn across the platform, despite being pretty much brand new. This platform is home to thousands of pages worth of smut, and there’s enough diversity to cater to even the most niche of XXX tastes.I also found that the site admins had put effort into keeping their site organized and well-optimized. This allows you to sift through content according to category, content tags, and featured pornstars to ensure you find the smut you want in a way that’s quick and easy.
What I Don’t Like
And now for the most significant issue plaguing Phub.at. This site is a fuckin’ spam fest when it comes to ads. Not only is the homepage riddled with spammy banner ads and pop-ups, but the dreaded forced redirects are also in place. Whenever you click on vital parts of the site, you trigger them like a booby trap and end up dragged away to somewhere you don’t want to be. Fuck!Another issue on the site came when you streamed the porn. I found the play bar underneath many videos disappeared when you started watching. This means you’re unable to skip, pause, or rewind the porn. So, whether you’re looking to skip the storyline or rewatch your favorite cumshot, you’re pretty much fucked.
Suggestions I Have for Phub.at
Seeing as the premise of Phub.at is mostly about downloadable porn, the choice of ads on the site is a damn disaster. I mean, do you really expect us to trust your downloadable files are safe when you slam me with more sticky stuff than a Japanese chick gets in her first Bukkake shoot? Ditch the spammy ads and replace them with acceptable ones that don’t ruin the user experience.Also, figure out the problem with the site's video player and work on fixing it. If your users can’t control the playback of the videos they’re watching, you can guarantee they won’t remain users for long.