Just going off the name, I wasn’t sure what UsersPorn would have to offer me. “Users” can take on a few meanings, from druggies to sketchy acquaintances who only like you for your money and porno connections. Turns out, the users in question are the most generic definition of the term: they’re just folks connecting to the website, shaking their dicks at the screen, and sure, maybe even sharing some of their stash while they’re at it.
If the setup sounds familiar, it’s because it’s the same basic approach as any video-sharing site out there. In other words, UsersPorn.com is a free tube with a little of this and a lot of that, all uploaded by pervs like you. It’s a simple and oft-repeated formula because it just fucking works, and the traffic around here tells me a lot of Users are getting in on the fun. They get more than half a million visits a month, and today your old pal The Porn Dude is among them. Let’s see what there is to see.
These Users Sure Are Horny
When I first loaded the front page of Users Porn, I kind of assumed it was an older platform. For one thing, the title’s spot-on in almost a hilariously obvious way, like nobody ever thought of a tube before. There’s also the matter of their fairly simple presentation. It’s not an ugly or cluttered site, but the color scheme and overall layout does feel a little dated. The logo is just UsersPorn in two-tone plain text.Older sites tend to show their ages, so I initially guessed the platform was around a decade old. Turns out I was wrong, because they’ve only been around a couple years now. You might not guess that from the collection, though, which includes tens of thousands of X-rated videos. It seems all those Users are really enthusiastic about sharing around here.
I suspect the count might be even higher than I’m estimating, but the slightly atypical interface makes it difficult to gauge the full size and scope of the thing. Looking at the upload times among the New videos out front, I see a shitload of vids added within the last 24 hours. Users are sharing a nice stack of fresh UsersPorn content every day.
It took me a few minutes to realize that what I was looking at was still only a fraction of the stash. UsersPorn.com defaults to Straight content, because most porn consumers are straight dudes, but there’s a dropdown menu of sexual identities out front: Straight, Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Transgender. I do wish you could check off more than one box at a time, because a lot of straight dudes appreciate lesbians and chicks with dicks. For the purposes of this review, I’ll be sticking largely to the Straight material.
User-Uploaded Porn in Every Flavor
I’ve established that UsersPorn.com is a big-ass site, but I haven’t really even touched on what you can find there. Most of the decent tubes out there accept user uploads, but you’ll find that certain sites tend to attract certain demographics, which can tilt the collection toward one niche or another. That doesn’t seem to be the case here, because I found a very wide range of subgenres, niches and kinks within the first few minutes of my visit.Case in point, the very latest Users Porn uploads include a French MILF squirting into a dude’s mouth, an 18-year-old Russian teen giving POV head, a full-length porn scene of a housewife seducing the plumber, and a sexy little blonde taking on a couple dicks at once. There’s taboo stepfamily roleplaying, ebony chicks getting off with vibrators, vintage double penetration scenes, and a 90-minute gangbang from 1999—and that’s all on the front page!
Tagging is well implemented without devolving into a thousands-deep menu of overlapping tags. The Categories section offers quick access to everything from Bondage to Bukkake, Gaping to Glory Holes, Pissing to Pregnant, Virgins to Voyeurs. As you can tell, Users Porn ain’t limited to the vanilla stuff your parents are into.
I think the emphasis on user uploads is why UsersPorn has a much nicer gallery of amateur photos than your average free tube. These sections are often total throwaways and ghost towns, but there are hundreds of pages of homemade Users Porn pics here. The spread includes nylon-clad feet photos, snapshots from bedroom hookups, masturbation pics, and a whole fucking ton of nude selfies and portraits.
I found a nice shot of a goth girl in pentagram-themed lingerie, then clicked my way to the uploader’s profile. I’m not sure if the pics are uploaded by the babe herself, a lover or just a fan, but there are close to a hundred fapworthy pics of the same spooky cutie. If you like real homemade nudie pics and sex photos, don’t sleep on the Users Porn photo galleries!
Those Users Did Me Right Today
Where does one begin a fap test when you’ve got this many choices? I checked out UserPorn’s Trending section to see what’s hot now and found a chick fucking herself with vegetables, a close-up skittle diddling video, office sex with the boss, and a homebrew scene where a babe fucks her own ass and then gapes. It looks like that stretched-out pooper can eat a goddamn baseball!Amidst all the depravity going on, it was a pretty face that caught my eye. Sure, she’s got a dick near her mouth in the thumbnail, so I know what she’s up to, but it was her eyes, her lips, and the expression on her face that really drew me in. I clicked through to the video page and hit the Play button.
It started playing immediately, with no apparent buffering even when I maxed out the quality at 720p. It’s a seven-and-a-half-minute scene, opening with POV eye contact as she moans softly and bobs her head on that dong. It’s similar to the views I get over on the PornDudeCasting couch when I meet up with pornstars every Friday, and I started wondering if I could hire this chick next.
I didn’t see any spam before the video started, nor did any bullshit pop up as I scrubbed my way backwards and forwards through the scene. With my adblocker running, I actually didn’t see any ads at all today. You can’t even watch YouTube for free anymore without somebody trying to sell you something, but I was able to masturbate in peace.
And Save Some for Later, Too
UsersPorn also offers easy-ass direct downloads. Most tubes will make you sign up for an account first, if they even allow downloads at all. Here, it’s as simple as clicking the link below the video player. You’ll start downloading it immediately without any in-between steps to slow you down, steal your identity, or infect your laptop with malware.I saved the blowjob video to my hard drive and continued my tour. Among the menu of Related Videos beneath that initial beej were more cocksucking encounters, both professional and amateur. As an all-around porn fan, I love the variety. I can beat off to a real DIY video of a gal slurping on her boyfriend’s dingdong, or tune in for a more polished scene from Shoplyfter.
I recognize the sexy thief as Skylar Vox, though I don’t see her name listed on UserPorn. One of my only complaints about the site is a minor one, but they don’t have a Pornstars page like most free tubes or paysites. I assumed that was what I’d find under the People tab, but nah, it was just a long list of Users who upload UsersPorn. It’s a minor detail, but may be a bummer to fans of big-name starlets looking for more of their favorite girl.
UsersPorn.com is full of exactly what it says on the tin, but I think the title might undersell the platform a little bit. Users upload porn everywhere, but it seems like they’ve put enough emphasis on the gimmick to really attract an eager userbase of pervs who want to share with the rest of the class. The library is wide ranging, huge, and growing fast thanks to these magnanimous users. Throw in that low-spam presentation along with the easy downloads and you’ve got a real winner on your hands. Speaking of, mine have become sticky and I need to go wash them.