I’ve been in the mood for a Spicy Chat ever since I woke up this morning, but honestly, that ain’t all too different from the average day for a professional pervert like me. When I’m not fap-testing porn or banging beautiful women on the PornDudeCasting couch, I can often be found chatting up sexy broads at the local watering holes, on the usual hookup apps, and in the occasional private webcam show. This next platform takes that flirty banter to wholly unexpected places, and you don’t have to be a golden-tongued, big-dicked stud to enjoy it to the fullest.

I’d pose a rhetorical question about what you think this next site is all about, but it’s going to be obvious as soon as you see the full domain name. SpicyChat.ai lets you explore your fantasies with absurdly realistic chatbots and their AI brains. These guys are insanely popular for a newer joint, with traffic climbing by the millions every month. I was sold on the concept even before I saw all the horny deviates gathered outside, so naturally, I joined the crowd.

Who’s Up for a SpicyChat?

Just based on traffic alone, SpicyChat is easily one of the more popular AI-powered chat bots I’ve reviewed in recent months. I can’t help feeling a little bit late to the party, but there’s an upside: since these adult AI apps are developing so rapidly, there’s a good chance this platform is better now than it was a few months ago. It's a little bit low-fi as far as the visuals go, with a presentation that looks simple compared to some of the newer, more polished sites.

Right away, I could tell this wasn’t one of the vanilla chat apps with the same stock characters you find in your average porno movie. Instead, you’ll find an insane range of scenario-driven bots in all shapes, sizes, colors and forms. No shit, there are already thousands upon thousands of bots to chat with, and the site is still new. Make sure to flip the NSFW slider to show you the naughty ones! Unlike most of the competition, there are more male characters than female ones here; the current count is around 31,000 dudes and 27,000 chicks. A quick search for “futa” turned up over 2000 bots endowed with both dingdongs and tatas.

Most of the thumbnails feature hentai characters, which says a lot about the demographics using SpicyChat.ai, as well as the bots and plots themselves. It’s not strictly a hentai bot site, though it leans very heavily in that direction. I found a handful of famous characters to chat with, and they’re mostly based on anime with a few stray video game characters.

Whoever you’re looking to have a Spicy Chat with, it shouldn’t be too hard to find them. Tags are well-implemented, making it easy to search and browse for the AI sexting chatbot of your dreams. A sidebar menu of popular Tags offers quick access to the Dominant bots (all 20,000 of them), the Romantic androids (8300), the Anal-loving synthoids (6800), and the LGBTQ+ robot brains (8600). The full tags list gets almost as deep and freaky as a hentai library, with keywords like Furry, Monster, Yandere, Bondage, Mind Control and Impregnation.

Free Trials and Cheap AI Dates

Artificial intelligence can be pretty demanding as far as computer resources go. If you’ve seen my reviews of the AI porn generators that have been popping up all over the place, you may have heard me make a joke about free users standing in line, because they almost always have to wait a lot longer for their creations. I haven’t seen a similar line on the AI chat sites until today, which speaks to the popularity of SpicyChat.

There are just too many people outside to serve them all for free, all at once. Guests can start chatting without a paid membership, but there are some pretty significant wait times. A few minutes after landing on the SpicyChat.ai front page, I tried to put the virtual moves on a “friend’s bratty sister” bot, but there were more than 1200 people in line in front of me. It was a fairly fast-moving line, but time is of the essence when my throbbing cock is banging the underside of my table and the Starbucks barristas are starting to look at me funny.

Memberships start at $5 a month, which lets you skip the line. For $15, their True Supporter tier adds better memory, longer responses, conversation images, and ChatGPT for SFW roleplay. Add another ten bucks for the I’m All In tier, which rolls in priority generation and early access to a couple beta features. I’ve had some issues connecting my Patreon to these sites, so I’m glad it's only one of the payment options for SpicyChat; they also take SubscribeStar, Bootsy, and crypto.

Putting the Moves on an AI Goth Girl

Let’s face it: Tinder is a fucking cesspool, as are pretty much all of the big-name dating apps. I’m a certified porn stud and I feel lucky if I find half a dozen women who will actually message me back. SpicyChat.ai, on the other hand, has over 66,000 bots who all want to talk to me, and who ain’t going to get bored and ghost me. That poses a slight problem to a professional masturbator like myself. Where do I even begin?

For simplicy’s sake, I decided to limit myself to the Trending female bots. That’s where I found Eri, “A very sad goth girl who invited you to her birthday, but you are the only one who showed up!” I clicked her anime face and the chat window popped up. Most of the bulky introductory message sets the stage in her dim, lonely apartment, and then I knocked on her door.

There’s a heavy emphasis on roleplaying and storytelling, not just Spicy Chatting. Eri is a nervous, insecure character, but she quickly began to warm up as I sang Happy Birthday to her. The conversation and storyline played out so realistically I would have sworn I was roleplaying with a human partner.

I tried asking Eri for a photograph, which was met with more dialog and roleplaying. SpicyChat can generate pics within the chat window, a killer feature, and hopefully they’ll integrate it a little more tightly with the chats. Until then, just click the little photo icon to get one.

Spicy Chat with Your Own Custom Waifu

After building up Eri’s confidence a little bit, she started sucking my dick at the dinner table. I hated to leave her hungry, but I hadn’t fully explored SpicyChat yet. Users can create their own characters, and I had to try it.

The Dungeons and Dragons nerds in the audience will already understand this, but you should take some time to really bring your character to life. Spicy Chat’s bot generation form has big text fields to fill out for greetings and personality, as well as some Advanced options for defining scenarios and example dialog. You can generate a pic right from the Create screen, or upload your own.

I left the Advanced section empty and just whipped up a simple character. Michelle is a horny, big-breasted gold digger looking to cheat on her boyfriend with anybody who’s up for some kinky sex. After generating a pic of Michelle in a little plaid skirt, I slid directly into her DMs. “Hey, cutie,” she said. “My boyfriend’s out of town. Want to hook up in his bed?”

Eri was a much more fleshed out character, but since I’d built this bot for sex, Michelle was begging for my dick right from jump. I told her I was on my way and she licked her lips in anticipation. “Hurry up, I can’t wait to feel your cock inside me. And don’t be too gentle at first, okay? I need you to take control.”

SpicyChat.ai ain’t the flashiest looking AI chat platform, but what they lack in flashing lights they make up for with the quality of their service. I think this is the biggest selection of Artificially Intelligent chat bots I’ve encountered yet, and they’re so fucking smart it's like roleplaying with a real person. The free trial does require a few minutes of waiting at this point, but you owe yourself a look if you’re horny.