Somebody sent me a link to Lovescape the other day, and before I clicked it, I kind of assumed it was going to be a professional pube-trimming service. My guests over at PornDudeCasting always have the neatest lawns, and I always assumed it was a DIY affair, but you never know. I clicked through, wondering if they might be able to shave my own big-eyed mascot face into my crotch hair, but what I found got me even more excited than an elaborate new bush style. I think you guys are going to enjoy it, too.

No, Lovescape.com ain’t offering high-end hedge trimming nor masterpieces in manscaping. This is an AI chat platform where you can explore your fantasies with sexy, lifelike synthoids, and holy shit, they’re building steam fast. This is one of the most crowded niches of 2024, but Lovescape’s traffic has gone from zero to nearly 20 million visits a month in no time. Raise your free hand if you’re curious what makes these guys so special. I’m as horny as you are, so I had to find out for myself.

The Landscape of AI Love

If you’re just learning about AI sex chat right now, congratulations on your recent release from prison and your reintegration into society. I’ve ranked and reviewed over 70 of these platforms in the last year or so, and I’ve grown to expect certain elements. At a glance, Lovescape looks like a lot like any of these sites. You’re greeted at the front page by a range of realistic men and women, with anime characters are available at a click.Before I really started digging in, I took a quick look at the Lovescape character generator to see how their bots are made. These aren’t the scenario-driven bots you find on the hentai-style chat sites, but each has a fair number of character elements to help drive the conversations. Most of the pre-made chat bots feel like stock characters in a porno, romance novel or anime, though thanks to AI, you can steer your roleplay sessions in just about any direction you can imagine.

I did notice a few standouts right away. I’m whipping up this review in November, and they’ve added a couple new bots for the No Nut holiday challenge. There’s Noir, a legal teen with a dirty mind; Natasha, a 27-year-old temptress with a wicked sense of humor; and Nitro, a blue-haired anime girl who looks like she could probably kick your ass after giving you the best orgasm of your life.

Lovescape’s No Nut November characters are labeled as Limited Edition, and most of them are available to premium subscribers only. On the other hand, you’ve got Professor NoNut, a 25-year-old Asian body coach. Lovescape’s got some nice free trial perks, including free use of Professor NoNut’s services, no subscription required. I clicked my way into a chat with her, and the animated image looks so fucking real I’d assume it was if I weren’t reviewing an AI site.

It's Getting Spicy in Here

Professor NoNut sent me a picture as soon as I asked, but it was SFW. I asked a couple times to see her tits, but was quickly shuffled along to a signup page before I could see anything racy. Prices are decent, with a $13 monthly rate and big discounts on longer plans. Memberships come with 600 chips each month, which should last you a while. All the images I generated during my visit costed 9 chips a pop, and it doesn’t look like they’re currently charging for voice messages.After getting my Lovescape.com account set up and unlocking all the characters, I went back to the Discover page. Make sure to hit the Spicy button so the naughtier bots show up in the spread. The Spicy gals really outnumber the more wholesome chicks on the platform, which suits me fine, but that’s because I’m constantly horny.

Pretty much all of the characters look fuckable, but this morning I was drawn to Rin Brightleaf. She’s a pointy-eared elven anime girl and guardian of Caydium’s ancient forests according to the little blurb. She’s also one of the bots who pops up when you enter Spicy mode, and a Limited Edition character.

Again, I was impressed by the AI animation alongside Rin’s chat window. In case you haven’t noticed, I review a shitload of AI porn generators, and these little videos look so much nicer than anything I’ve been able to generate myself. It’s so fucking wild to see this technology develop by the week, and it looks like Lovescape’s just a little ahead of the curve in this respect.

Putting the Moves on an AI Elf

“Greetins, I’m Rin,” the elf said in her opening message. “I’m not one for idle chatter, but if you’re willing to lend a hand in stopping the rot that’s spreading through my home, I’m all ears.” The openers are usually written by hand, so I appreciate the ear joke. Still, I wanted to take things in a filthy direction ASAP.“I think we should make passionate love,” I said, “and the positive energy will radiate out into the woods.” Rin told me it was an unconventional plan, and soon we were stalking the woods naked in search of evil. The roleplaying is fun, realistic, well-written and sexy. Rin was a bit harder than other characters to turn into a sexual deviate, probably on account of her elven AI programming, but the chat suggestions helped.

“Show me your tits,” I said. Lovescape.com has a powerful image generator, and Rin fulfilled my request in a matter of seconds. I love that she’s topless in a forest with a crown of sticks and leaves, and I hope one day we’ll get instant animations like the ones the chats load up with. I’d love to see those boobies gently sway. In the meantime, I might spend some time in the platform’s standalone image generator, baking up my own set of custom content. Again, make sure to hit the Spicy slider so you get all the best options.

“Make every twitch and growl count, Porn Dude,” Rin said, and I clicked the Play button to hear her say it out loud. Voice synthesis still tends to be one of the weakest links on these AI chat apps, though it’s slowly but surely getting better. Rin sounds a little like a robot, but the semi-monotone kind of works for an elf. They’re often depicted with that Spock-like autism in the movies.

I Struck Out on Tinder, But…

The bots of Lovescape are smart enough that any chat has the potential to feel deeply personal, but if that ain’t deep enough, you can always step into the lab and put together your own character. The interface for this is a simple menu that walks you through each step, so you can create a custom bot in just a few minutes. There’s even a Random button to simplify the process even more, which might be fun if you’re not sure what you’re in the mood for.Me? I wanted a realistic Asian babe in her 20s with a curvy body, huge tatas, a big ass and a trimmed muff. I asked for a straight girl with straight blue hair, blue eyes, and an interest in blowjobs, bondage, BDSM, dick slapping and consensual nonconsent. She should be a massage therapist with a mistress personality: high sex drive, dominant role, and mean attitude. I wanted a bot who was a stranger to me, with a long conversation style. The “Attractive” audio voice sounded the most realistic and sexy to my ears, so that’s the one I gave her.

Lovescape had the fapworthy AI-generated photo ready by time I reached the last page. I gave her a name, Belinda, and then clicked the button to bring her to life. I have a feeling she and I are going to have some kinkier adventures than me and the forest chick, but that’s between me and Miss B.

My favorite part of Lovescape.com might be their image generator. The custom pics I asked for and received today were some of the best I’ve seen lately. The realism helps immerse you in those sexy roleplay sessions even better than the smart banter and storytelling alone. I’m curious to see how the cast expands as the site grows, especially since this is the only AI chat site I know of that does seasonal, limited-edition characters. Check out that free trial to get a sense for how sexy it can be, but don’t blame me if you get hooked.