Just based on how it rolls off the tongue, Alphazria sounds like a magical world of seductive wizardry and big-titted succubi. Maybe it is. Then again, maybe it’s a futuristic wonderland of cyber sluts, space princess waifus or tentacle-waving alien babes. It can just as well be the place you find your wholesome new girl next door, your office lover, or your summer fling. Hell, the versatility is half the fun.

What in the hell am I even talking about, you ask? Calling itself “The Best NSFW AI Studio”, Alphazria.com promises explicit chats with highly realistic bots. This isn’t the choose-your-own dialog bullshit from the era of visual novels, but some next-level tech that will make you feel like you’re conversing, roleplaying, and maybe even masturbating with a real, live human. They’ve even got visuals to help immerse you even further. I’ve been watching a lot of sci-fi lately, so I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to talk dirty with a legit robot.

Chat with Any Character in Any Scenario

Alphazria claims to be the best of their kind, which is a pretty big-dicked brag in a niche that has really exploded over the course of 2024. No shit, I’ve reviewed over 60 of these fake-talky platforms so far here at ThePornDude, and I’ve got more in my inbox, and even more that just didn’t meet my standards for inclusion. Alphazria has been around since 2023, though, so maybe they’re just a little ahead of the curve.

Visually, the tour page looked pretty familiar to the marketing hype I see everywhere else. That is, until I spotted one killer feature that I’ve never seen so fully explored before. Users can chat with any character in any scenario. I’ve only seen a couple sites where you get a choice of storyline, and it’s always been just a couple specific scenarios with just a couple specific characters. Being able to choose both off expansive menus of each would be a real gamechanger.

I moved on to the main app interface to get a feel for things. Again, it looks much like the picture menu of characters you find elsewhere. Unlike most platforms, though, you’ve got different menus of Characters and Scenarios. Both are expansive as hell, scrolling on and on and on with no end in sight.

Alphazria.com is crawling with photorealistic babes as well as hentai characters. Some keyword filters would go a long way in helping sift through the cast, because wow, there are a lot of fake chicks to chat with. There’s a 19-year-old Asian teen with a kinky personality, a submissive 60-year-old GILF with a killer rack, a 36-year-old psycho narcissist anime slut and a 28-year-old hentai seductress with red hair and blue lingerie.

While there are lots of big-eyed bimbos, the current cast of characters isn’t as freaky deaky as the ones you find on the more hentai-oriented chat sites. The scenarios reflect a similar sensibility, mostly with stereotypical porn/romance plots, though there are some setups far kinkier than you find on more vanilla sites. There are hundreds of scenarios to choose from.

Alphazria’s most popular scenarios as I type this up include catching your stepsister in the shower, hooking up with your mom’s best friend, and taking in a hot homeless girl. There are dorm room mix ups, royal fantasies with fantasy royals, sexy secretary setups and a kinky little number called Whipping Girl. Again, some search filters would be really helpful for finding your favorite sexy needle in the haystack.

Stuck in an Elevator with a Horny Bot

These guys offer one of the better free trials I’ve seen lately, with 75 free tokens every day. You don’t even have to sign up to start chatting. If and when you find the 75 daily freebies to become inadequate, pricing is pretty solid. Memberships are twenty bucks a month, with up to 50% if you spring for a longer plan, and get you 500 tokens per day. They’re transparent about how you’ll spend them, unlike all the sites that just make you feel it out yourself. Messages are 2 tokens, images are 25, and you can create characters or scenarios for a hundo each.

After getting my account set up, it was time to get into some naughty chitchat. I reshuffled the stack of AI chicks by Favorites to see who was the most popular. Near the top was a 40-year-old Asian chick named Yuno, whose sexy-ass lingerie profile pic listed her with “Slut” and “Horny” tags. She seemed like exactly my type of girl!

After choosing the girl, Alphazria next offered up a selection of scenarios. Sure enough, it really does seem to be the whole endless list of setups, only now Yuno’s picture is on all of them. I chose one called Stuck In An Elevator because the name gave me all kinds of bad ideas.

“I think we’re stuck in here,” she said in the opening message. I told her not to worry and that I know what to do, then I took my shirt off. “W-what are you d-doing?” she stuttered, gazing at my chest and licking her lips. I told her I was going to save her, and dropped my pants, exposing a raging boner. Yuno gasped and swallowed hard. “I-is that necessary, Porn Dude?” The conversation and roleplaying felt sexy and natural, like chatting with a fellow horny human.

Alphazria.com also has standalone and in-chat image generators. I was hoping I could just ask Yuno for a photo, but it’s not as simple as that. You’ll have to tap the image generation button and choose what kind of pic you’d like to see, and then she’ll send it with her next message. Make sure to choose one that works in the context of your chat, otherwise you might have something like what happened to me. We were talking about simple attraction, and then suddenly she was sending me realistic titjob pictures. Well, I ain’t complaining…

Making Your Own Sluts and Scenes

If you can’t find who or what you’re looking for on Alphazria.com’s seemingly endless lists of sluts and setups, you could always roll your own. Members can create their own characters and scenarios. The character generator is the simpler of the two machines, which I think is the perfect setup. You can create your ideal character, and then go nuts coming up with different storylines. It’s a lot more convenient than tying them together, like you find on the hentai-type sites.

I played with the character generator first, which uses a menu-based interface for appearance and a short prompt for description. I made a few selections and created a 24-year-old American mixed-ethnicity redhead with a pixy cut, enormous tits and ass, a curvy body and modern tattoos. The description box demands at least 200 characters, but no more than 600; your character can’t be too developed, but can’t be too flat, either. I made a horny, busty housewife whose husband is always out of town.

My character was ready immediately, so I moved along to the Scenario generator. The prompt-based interface has fields for Location, Setting, and Clothing, as well as an Additional Attributes line. I wanted to set up something like my own real-life work on the PornDudeCasting couch, so my location is sunny California, my setting is a living room with a nice couch, and my clothing is a short skirt with no panties.

The next page of the interface is where you’ll have to spend some time crafting descriptions, instructions and dialogs. If you’ve never done this before, you should definitely check out the tutorial, because there’s a little bit of secret code involved. All in all, it’s worth it to create interactive versions of your fantasies.

And that, my friends, is what Alphazria.com is all about. There are new AI sex chat platforms popping up every day, but this is the only one I know of that lets you bring any character into any twisted fantasy on the menu. That’s the big, groundbreaking feature here, and one I bet we’ll see other platforms trying their best to copy. Alphazria’s free membership tier offers ample opportunity to test it out without spending any money, so seriously, what are you waiting for?