When I say I Need This AI, I don’t mean it in exactly the same sense that I need air and I need water. Some might argue you can’t need something you didn’t even know about before, but you don’t have to be very old to remember life before smartphones, the internet, or even regular-ass home computers. You could technically live without any of these things, but at this point, we’ve become accustomed to the conveniences they bring to our lives. AI porn might still be pretty damn new, but man, I’m sure getting used to this!

And it’s constantly getting better, too, as anybody who’s been experimenting has seen. That’s why I was so eager to check out INeedThis.ai, one of the new instant porn machines powered by Artificial Intelligence. This thing is dreaming up some of the kinkiest AI sex pics I’ve seen yet, finally delivering on promises the earlier platforms just couldn’t make happen despite all their big talk. I’m a fan of all kinds of smut, but usually it’s just somebody else’s fantasy brought to life, so I wanted to take a closer look and see how the robot brains here could envision my own wettest dreams.

Can the Other AI Apps Do This?


The tour page of INeedThis AI has the same basic presentation I’ve come to expect in this rapidly expanding niche. In case you haven’t noticed, AI porn generators have been popping up everywhere over the last year; I’ve reviewed more than a hundred sites that can make pics out of nothing, and there are more that just didn’t make the cut for my rankings here at ThePornDude. The general layout, color scheme, emojis and round-cornered buttons look so familiar I could have sworn I’ve been here before.But there are some elements that tell me, no, I definitely have not seen this site before. It’s not just that the preview images are more photorealistic than what the earlier image makers were making. This niche and the tech behind it are developing fast, so I expect the constant incremental upgrades. It’s the content of these realistic pics that gets me.

We’re finally reaching the stage that AI can deliver actual porn instead of just nudie pics. I’ve reviewed a handful of joints now that can do blowjobs, titwanks and other fake fucking photos. I Need This AI is part of a growing but still kind of exclusive club, making realistic hardcore sex pics out of thin air. They’re not the first ones, though they are still ahead of the curve.

This is, however, the first AI image generator I know of that can do piss pics and custom text. The robot brains only know what they’ve been taught, and the other sites have been feeding their AI pretty vanilla content, even on the pornier platforms. I’m guessing somebody behind the scenes at INeedThis AI has a pee fetish, which works out perfectly for guys who have the same kink.

The text thing is impressive for another reason. If you’ve played with any AI image generators, clean or dirty, you know they’ve historically struggled with any kind of words. So many of the girls in my custom collection are wearing t-shirts covered in gibberish, but the samples at INeedThis.AI show machine-dreamed beauties with custom tattoos across their chests. “Daddy John Doe, I love you!” I couldn’t wait to try baking up some custom PornDude ink for my new waifus.

Let’s See What the Free Trial Can Do

If you’re pretty sure you already need this AI but haven’t quite decided if you want to spend money on it, not to worry. INeedThis.AI offers some free trial image generations, and the only catch is that you’ve got to register an account to play. I signed up instantly using my Google credentials, and they shuffled me straight to their image maker.They use a prompt-based interface with some basic optional menus. I’ve seen the same general setup before, though the menus here are pretty limited, with just few short dropdowns for Locations, Situations and Ethnicity. There’s a quick link to the site’s Explore page if you need some inspiration, with a Create Own button that pastes the original prompt into the box for your own experiments.

I Need This AI actually has two different AI image generators to choose from. They recommend using the Real Life Generator, which promises realism, as well as the tatts and other text mentioned out front. The Quick Generator, on the other hand is fast, with “Many photo styles supported”. Freebies are limited to the Quick mode, so I used that for my first simple request: dark-haired babe on balcony, panties, “PornDude” t-shirt.

The pic came out in about twenty seconds and looks incredible. Really the only obvious AI error is her shirt, showing a creepy masked dude with word PUDE above his head. Her face is pretty, her body is smoking hot, and while that doesn’t look like my balcony at PornDudeCasting, it sure looks like somebody’s real-ass balcony.

Getting Realistic with INeedThis AI


Next, I tried the same request using INeedThis AI’s Real Life Generator. Again, the pic took about twenty seconds, but I almost feel like I spoke too soon about the first pic. As realistic as it was, the new one makes it feel dated. Every element is stepped up in terms of realism, from the babe’s face to the city in the background. Her shirt now reads Porn Dude in clear letters, and the AI decided to cut a slit in the tee to let her tatas hang out. It’s a unique fashion choice, but my raging hard boner sure ain’t complaining!You’re going to need to open your wallet to use Real Life mode, but it’s worth it for two reasons. One, the results are fucking gorgeous, and two, the prices are nice and low. There’s no industry standard yet in any AI porn niche, and a lot of them are feeling out how hard they can get away with gouging their customers. INeedThis.ai offers low-priced token packages without any obnoxious membership tiers to consider. I’d still prefer unlimited-everything memberships over the nickel and dime monetization, but these prices are a good sign for the whole genre.

I spent eight bucks on around 900 coins, which meant I still had about another twenty custom pics or so before I had to reup. Naturally, I wanted to try some sex pics next. “Orange haired MILF getting fucked doggystyle on a couch,” I wrote in the prompt. In case it ain’t clear, I’ve been trying to recreate some of the real photos I post over at PornDudeCasting.

I’m not sure if I clicked the button twice, but I Need This AI generated two pics. One of them is a dud, showing a gal with her head on backwards fucking herself in the navel with a boner sticking out her jeans. The second pic is similar, but her body is facing the right way and she’s riding the male cock owner. It’s not a doggy pose, but it is a realistic cowgirl image. I ran the same request again and got a couple more realistic sex pics, but again, no doggy. Maybe the AI doesn’t know the word.

I asked INeedThis AI to show me an “orange haired chick getting fucked from behind by a guy with an oversized mascot head”. Twenty seconds later, I had two realistic pics of a gal riding cock in a public park as people jog by in the background. In one, the dude’s wearing a big bear mask with giant, goofy eyes. In the other, the girl’s the one in the sexy theme park costume. My stand-in has some extra fingers in one pic, but the ass his hands are on looks amazing.

The AI of I Need This AI seems to handle cowgirl poses very well, and it does the same when it comes to lemonade. I asked to see a “naked blonde chick with "PornDude" tattoo peeing on living room floor,” and ended up with one of the most realistic pics of today’s visit. I can’t wait to keep experimenting and see what else this thing is capable of.

And you know what the best part is? As realistic and sexy as these pics were, I know INeedThis.AI is going to continue to improve in the coming weeks, months, and hopefully years. I’m not bullshitting when I tell you this is one of the most powerful AI porn generators yet, with some of the best prices I’ve seen lately. I’d recommend it for those points alone, but if you’re into pee, you’re probably not going to want to go anywhere else.