The girls of Zexy VR sure are zexy, aren’t they? Creative misspelling is a great way to help people remember your brand, but for real, how many just roll off the tongue as smoothly as this one? It’s sexy with an accent, but make no mistake, these guys don’t owe their popularity or longevity to the name alone. Hell, with a gimmick like the one we’ll find inside, I bet they’d be doing fine even with a stupider name.
So, what exactly is ZexyVR.com selling? The VR part of the title only gives away part of the equation, so I’ll spell it out in clearer terms: these guys are hawking premium virtual reality striptease movies that drop you into a room with a beautiful woman taking her clothes off. These guys uploaded their first flick back in 2018, giving them a big head start on the VR joints popping up more recently. Let’s take a closer look and see what’s keeping the fans coming after all these years.
Putting Some Glamour in VR Stripteases
Most of the big-name porn sites these days greet you with an auto-playing montage at the very top of the tour page, but VR doesn’t quite lend itself to the usual 2D previews you find anywhere else. The gals you’ll see sliding across the top of the screen here ain’t moving, but goddamn, they sure are gorgeous. The big tits and pretty faces drew me in immediately.Zexy VR ain’t shooting with the very biggest names in adult entertainment, so most of you aren’t going to recognize anybody right away. They mainly work with amateur babes and glamour models, including a ton of women with just one name, like Bianca, Chloe, Gabriella and Hope. It’s largely a collection of Euro chicks, but there’s some decent variety in there: big titted blondes, slim brunettes, a couple redheads and some curvier babes. Latina, Asian and Ebony fans might feel left out, though.
One of the big selling points here is mentioned near the top of the tour page, and man, it’s kind of a big deal. ZexyVR.com puts out four new releases every week. My golden standard is the same as the industry standard, which is one update per week, so these guys are going well above and beyond. Runtimes are on the shorter side for a paysite, including too many minute-long teases, but most releases are around 15 minutes. Altogether, it’s a more than respectable volume of fresh content.
A lot of the big-name 2D paysites have fake “Play” buttons out front that just send you to the signup page, but ZexyVR offers real video previews. You can even download them so you can see the full resolution your device is capable of. Recent releases go all the way up to 8K, which is going to look nice and crisp when beamed directly to your eyeballs.
A Thousand VR Stripteases and Counting
Memberships for Zexy VR are the same $30 you’d pay for a regular 2D paysite. A lot of the VR porn sites are still charging a little bit less than traditional paysites, but I think those days may be coming to an end as more people buy up Meta Quests. The first Apple Vision Pro is still too pricey for most consumers, but I’d bet cash right now the Apple cultists will eat that up in another generation or two when it gets cheaper and sleeker.I already mentioned the four updates per week, which is going to be a major selling point. ZexyVR.com has been around long enough to build up a hell of a stash, too. As of this writing, there are around a thousand VR striptease movies. That’d be worth writing home about on a flat-screen porn site, so it’s a hell of an offering from one hawking virtual reality.
Home internet speeds have gotten better since VR headsets first started popping up, but most people are still going to get noticeably better quality if they download the movies. Zexy VR memberships include unlimited streaming and downloads, so go ahead and stock up. I recommend planning your fap sessions ahead with VR sites, just to build in some extra time for downloading.
I was pretty happy to find that ZexyVR is compatible with DeoVR, too. In case you ain’t aware, DeoVR is a VR web browser that I’m pretty sure was built primarily for watching 3D porn, no matter what wholesome story they tell you. The fact that ZexyVR supports it means you’re going to have a much easier time perusing the site and watching the movies than you would otherwise. There’s an app called Prism that works with the BadoinkVR sites, but DeoVR just has a much better feature set. Seriously, I wish all the VR sites worked with this app.
There’s a Naked Blonde in My Room!
As I type this up, one of the women featured on the top of the ZexyVR front page is a very zexy blonde chick named Louise P. I wanted to see her in action pretty much the moment I landed, but I had to type up all the above paragraphs first. Once I got to the fap-testing stage of the review, I ran into another problem. Turns out, that front-page shot is just a Coming Soon preview.Fortunately, the buxom beauty has already been in a cool 99 Zexy VR flicks. She looks smoking hot in the thumbnail for every single one of them, and I was a little torn about where to begin. Do I want a nurse’s office visit, a bikini removal, a bedroom seduction or a kitchen striptease for that domestic vibe?
I’ve always had this thing about curvy chicks in little shorts, so I couldn’t resist a Louise P feature called Hot and Bothered. It’s only 11 minutes long, but I was starting to get hot and bothered myself just looking at the thumbnail. I hit Play and the blonde appeared on the screen. “I had a lovely day in the garden,” she says in the scene’s opening seconds, “but I’m really hot now.”
The music starts up and Louise starts moving. Stripteases can be a little boring on a 2D screen, especially if you’re a jaded masturbator used to seeing the filthiest of filth on the daily. That ain’t the case in VR, though; I was immediately entranced by the sexy little chick swaying to the music and feeling her boobs right in front me. She was close enough to touch, and I had to resist the urge not to reach out. Treat it like a strip club, hands to your sides, or you might end up spoiling the illusion.
The shorts come off nearly three minutes in, revealing a beautiful, round peach of an ass. She shakes it right in front of the viewer’s face, then turns around to give us more of the front. She takes her tits out slowly, a master of the art of the tease, and then fondles them while you fantasize about doing the same.
There’s not much in the way of dialog or anything, but I like how the audio is recorded right in the room with Louise P. The music isn’t as crisp as it is in music-only striptease videos, but I found it far more immersive. You can hear Louise’s clothing and the steps of her heels, helping put you right there in the room with her. I like to wear a nice set of headphones when I watch VR porn to boost the realism, though there isn’t much ASMR in this one.
Verdict: Zexy VR Zure is Zexy
Really, my only complaint about ZexyVR at all is just that it’s softcore by any modern standards. That’s going to be a dealbreaker for a lot of pervs who have grown used to the hardest of hardcore, but I still recommend checking out the previews if you’ve never seen a striptease in VR. It’s a very different experience than just watching one on a flat screen.At the end of the day, this one’s a really easy recommendation for anybody who loves stripteases and wants to watch them in virtual reality. I don’t think there’s a bigger or better collection of them anywhere. Given how long ZexyVR.com has been around and how quickly they’re putting out new content, I don’t think anybody’s going to come close anytime soon. The bang-per-buck ratio here is ridiculous, my dudes, so what are you even waiting for? You’d better start fapping now if you want to make it through the whole pile.