Taboo Flix? Ever wonder what would happen if Netflix started showing "taboo" porn? Well, you don't need to wonder anymore. You've found it at Tabooflix.com. The logo even uses the same bold font and iconic red letters, saying "tabooflix" at the top of the page. I'm surprised the owners of this porn aggregator site haven't received a cease and desist letter from the video streaming giant. I can't imagine Netflix would be mad about their brand being used for taboo porn. Or, who knows, maybe they're all just assholes to Netflix and they like it.

The name and logo (and the black background) are where the similarities between Taboo Flix and Netflix end, however. The layout of the site is unlike any other tube or aggregator site I've seen. Instead of separating their featured videos into different categories (recently added, most viewed, featured, etc.), they present you with a bunch of random thumbnails on the homepage. You don't have a list of pages to click through, either.

They've ditched the typical tube site design in favor of 20 or so thumbnails with a "refresh" button at the bottom. Good luck saving your spot to return to a specific thumbnail later. Every time you hit refresh you get another equally random set of videos. From the get-go, I didn't like the way this site was laid out. Why make my life harder? As a porn site owner, you're supposed to help me navigate your content.

Another oddity about the way the videos are laid out on this site is that they appear as collections of screenshots, rather than the usual individual video screenshots that might give you a preview if you hover your mouse over them. Above the pile of videos to choose from, you can toggle the menu to show "Now Watching," "Latest," or "Random." The results look pretty "random" at first though.

The site design here is pretty unorthodox, and it doesn't seem to be doing them any favors. The frustrations that come with the layout are somewhat compounded by their obvious desire to be compared to Netflix.

...No, it's not

If you're going to compare to Netflix, why not borrow something other than their logo and name? I'd love it if this site actually had a layout similar to Netflix. That would be awesome - there are horizontal lists of videos to choose from within categories, with previews when you hover your mouse over.

Screw it, maybe go a step further and give me the option to create an account. From there, let me rate videos based on my preferences and recommend other videos. You can't compare yourself to the #1 streaming platform in the world and then have a half-assed design for the site and include zero user-friendly features!

The convenience of aggregation?

As far as content goes, well, it's exactly what you'd expect. Taboo videos from all the tube sites are aggregated together for you to stumble upon. That's one of the positive aspects of the site - you can find a lot of really high-quality content without having to sift through everything on a bunch of tube sites. All of it is randomly generated. Tired of what you find? Click the refresh button and you can choose from a new random collection.

I guess it's convenient in a way. Although I can't really give Tabooflix credit for that. They're certainly not the first porn aggregation site, and they definitely won't be the last. Any credit for enjoying this convenience goes to the programmers who first created the aggregator. And, somehow, Tabooflix seems to have found a way to make a convenient format slightly less convenient.

Not praiseworthy, but never contains illegal content - praise

Another plus point about Tabooflix is ​​that they don't seem to include content that could contain real illegal taboos. Thank god. No one needs to worry about accidentally clicking on some gross illegal content. They seem to avoid that by not aggregating homemade videos. I think that's a smart move by Tabooflix. I won’t lie, I was a little worried that this site might contain illegal content, given its crude and explicit name. However, I was pleased to find that it all seemed to be fantasy-driven rather than reality-based.

As a porn aggregator, Tabooflix doesn’t host any of the material itself. Instead, each thumbnail is a link to a third-party video site. I don’t like aggregator sites for exactly this reason. You could have 30 tabs open on your browser in the blink of an eye, which unnecessarily slows everything down. But you know, that’s how aggregators work. Speaking of which, I was also pleasantly surprised to find that Tabooflix didn’t take me to any shitty tube sites – most of the sites they took me to were ones I’d frequented before (or at least heard of and knew were legitimate).

One of the Worst Sites for Ads

Tabooflix is ​​riddled with secret pop-up ads that act like landmines. Practically every place you click opens a new tab. No matter where – video thumbnails, menu buttons, backgrounds. You can’t even click on the scroll bar or else new tab ads open. I visit a lot of sites with very annoying and intrusive ads at work, but I've rarely come across a site with ads this bad.

The only thing I hate more than intrusive ads is the kind that you can't even see, that take up the entire site, or that play before a video (with no skip option). Damn, hidden, damn, ads. Get out with this crap. I never want to masturbate again after watching this crap. Porn sites are supposed to excite me, not annoy me. With this kind of crap, you're going to annoy me instantly. If you annoy me, then in my opinion, you've already failed as a porn site. One sentence.

Work on it...

There are thousands of porn sites out there. If you're going to join the fray, you really have to work harder. It's not enough to just put a bunch of porn on a site and expect it to succeed because it's porn. Many of the free tubes and aggregator sites have raised the bar too high for this kind of crap to get through. Also, considering all the ads on Tabooflix, I know they have enough money to pay for better web design than this.

All in all, this site really needs to step up its game in a lot of areas if it hopes to survive in 2018. The competition is too fierce for a lazy site like this to survive long term. If you want to quickly watch a random "taboo" video, maybe you'll like this site, but in my opinion, you're better off searching for "stepsister" or "stepdaughter" somewhere else. However, if you don't mind pop-up ads and a terrible layout, then Tabooflix.com (often misspelled as "Incesflix") is the perfect site for you.